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Image: from Yak and Gnu, illustrated by Cat Chapman, published by Walker Books Australia
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Trying to get a leg up in the picture book writing industry.  (A most ergonomic writing posture - highly recommended.)
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                      And this is how I read aloud . . .
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Toucan and I try to hypnotise
the children of St Peters Primary 
School in Brisbane, Australia
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In combat with Sarah Davis, ferocious champion illustrator, at an eventful dinner held by the Children's Book Council of Australia. Results of the fierce battle below . . .

"Give us an animal! And an activity!"
​The audience threw us the awkward combination of a chinchilla (huh?) and golf. This is what we came up with, in a fretful 20 minutes (well, Sarah was cool as a cucumber; I was sweating like a cornered ferret, my mind fizzing horribly with painful fireworks):
Priscilla Chinchilla prepared for her swing -
golfing was really a ferretish thing -
others would try it; they'd begged and they'd pleaded.
But no-one could swing it EXACTLY as she did.


What glory it was to be born a chinchilla!
What fortune! What joy! An absolute thriller!
But just as she swung, at that moment of focus,
down came a thunderous swarming of locusts!


Nine angry bugs came down from the sky,
and gone was her club in the blink of an eye!
Then gone was the grass-
and the tee - and the ball -
till NOTHING was left of the fairway at all.


"WHY ME?" cried Priscilla, "WHAT have I done?
You locusts have ruined my great hole-in-one!
How spiteful! How mean!" And she fell to the ground,
with ferretish sobs (a rather odd sound).


In one buzzing voice, neither spiteful nor mean,
the locusts cried "Give us a turn on the green!
You hogged it, young ferret; you forced us to fight,
for GOLF's an inviolable Animal Right."




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And so she reformed, that young golfing pro,
and kindly allowed other creatures a go.
And a golfer more great there has never been born,
than Priscilla, who coached all those locusts till dawn."

© Juliette MacIver 2015



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